There Are Sardines About Somewhere In The Neighbourhood

In Chapter Five of Wind in the Willows, Rat says to Mole:

‘Why, only just now I saw a sardine-opener on the kitchen dresser, quite distinctly; and everybody knows that means there are sardines about somewhere in the neighbourhood.’

That’s my kind of logic. Or illogic. Whatever.

Rat really shines in this chapter, both as a good friend to Mole, and as someone who can improvise and make the most of things. Although they can only find sardines, crackers, beer and one sausage in Mole’s long-abandoned home, Rat considers those items a veritable feast:

‘There’s a banquet for you!’ observed the Rat, as he arranged the table. ‘I know some animals who would give their ears to be sitting down to supper with us tonight!’

Maybe the real reason I am impressed with Rat is that he uses exclamation marks often in this chapter.